Friendly poster crowd
Hire a poster crowd to kick-start your presentation! The crowd consists of (short) people who will keep your poster in a perpetual state of “just having finished your story and ready to start a new round”. When a larger crowd gathers they will quickly disappear after loudly praising your work.
195 EUR — Buy Now
Annoying poster crowd
Hire this crowd of tall obnoxious people to sabotage the poster presentation of your scientific nemesis. They will hog the poster board, ask why you didn’t do any optogenetics, and generally refuse to leave.
195 EUR — Buy Now
Stink bombs
Quickly dissolve any poster crowd with these bombs which give off a terrible odor. The smell quickly dissipates allowing you to enjoy the presentation.
15 EUR — Buy Now
Name badge curtain (only for PIs!)
Tired of constantly having to turn your name badge around so that you can walk the poster hall anonymously? With this small curtain nobody will know who you are.
7.50 EUR — Buy Now
Hologram of Edvard and May-Britt Moser
Is there a large crowd between you and the poster you want to see? Activate this hologram of Nobel laureates, say “look, the Mosers!”, and use the commotion to slip to the front of the crowd.
1000 EUR — Buy Now
Guido Meijer 